A letter by a Software Professional
Dear Ms,
Miss, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time,
I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now. My life is just an un-compiled program without you
that never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls are
attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me
and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules
running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never
experienced before.
With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together,
I'll provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the
firewall, which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking
capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and
make them accept our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that my
connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if this happened to
me, I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter
properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
Only yours,
Software Professional
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